About Me:A few words to seriously describe myself......focused,college graduate, money maker corporate and otherwise,employed, traveler, CEO of M&W Inc., passionate, BOSS, humble, Black & Cuban, money spender, goal orientated, educated...GOD fearing...MAN !!
Music:Music played in my truck recently : Jagged Edge, Joe, R-Kelly, Jill Scott, Faith, Musiq Da Soulchild, 112,Jadakiss, Fabolous, Jay-Z, Nas, Lil Wayne, Cam, Robin Thicke, Darnell Jones, Babyface, Kanye West,Case, Lauren Hill, Janet, Joe Buddens, BIGGIE, Aaliayah, Amerie
Movies:Good fellas, Belly, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, 28 Days
TV:History channel, Discovery channel, Bloomberg channel (for those of you that get money on the stocks & bonds tip like me already know what it is) !!
Likes:Making money, Spending money, Saving money
Hobbies:Making money, Spending money, Saving money, Island hoping, Ghost righting(rap), Song righting (R&B)
Vices:Beauty and brains ... or in another word ... DIVAS !!
Virtues:
Heroes:MY MOTHER....AND MYSELF....BE YOUR OWN HERO !!
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary guy,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Brooklyn Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is ' the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
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get @ ur girl!
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