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    Black Women Cake

    Friday, November 2, 2007, 08:51 AM EST [General]

    Black Woman Cake...written by a Black Man
    NEVER FORGET!

    THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A GOOD WOMAN

    I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.
    2 cups of intelligence
    1 cup of sugar brown
    (Cause she's got to be sweet, mental, deep and sound)
    Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste
    A few cups of culture, so she's down for her race
    (You see I won't bite into anything that's not conscious of its own, that's why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone)
    I am adding butter cause she must be smooth
    2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool
    I must add eggs so she can reproduce
    (Can't leave her hanging cause I like children too)
    I think I'll add a little salt, to balance her out
    And a dominant profile, to show she has clout

    For a responsible woman, I'll throw in some yeast
    (So she'll swell with juices, when I'm ready to feast)
    I'll add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake
    Turn it to 360 degrees, To balance out her mental state

    Now that it's done brothas, I won't share her wealth, but I'm sharing the recipe as I'm consuming this black woman all by myself.

    Good Black Women are indeed all around us.
    We pass them on the streets, in the malls, in captivity behind the walls, and in the hall at work. Most we can't see because we don't know what a good woman really looks like. She usually isn't flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. She might not wear a fur coat or push a Lexus. She might not have a "body by Fisher" or a face for "Ebony." But as you mature, you realize it's better to find someone who's got your back than someone who turn s your head.

    A Good Black Woman doesn't agree whole-heartedly with everything you say. She doesn't just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. She doesn't have to declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada, yada, yada, she is (she won't have to...because it shows). She has her own opinions, and you may clash, but she doesn't have to degrade you to prove she's right. She even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same.

    A Good Black Woman is not going to meet every item on your checklist. She is human with frailties & faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes. She needs your love & respect. She needs to feel that you don't have to catch her doing something wrong so you can declare, "Aha! I knew you were a ___h!!!"

    A Good Black Woman doesn't necessarily give you a huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in the ways that are comfortable to her. Don't judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy tale--for real.

    BLACK WOMEN, we salute you, and thank you for who you are, and all you've done.

    Pass this along to Black Women and Black Men you know.

    2.9 (1 Ratings)

    A Woman should have....

    Wednesday, October 31, 2007, 03:58 PM EST [General]

    "MAYA ANGELOU'S"
    BEST POEM EVER

     


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

    enough money within her control to move out
    and rent a place of her own,
    even if she never wants to or needs to...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...

    something perfect to wear if the employer,
    or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

    a youth she's content to leave behind....


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

    a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
    retelling it in her old age....


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....

    a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE....

    one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE....

    a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

    eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
    and a recipe for a meal,
    that will make her guests feel honored...


    A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

    a feeling of control over her destiny...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    how to fall in love without losing herself..


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    how to quit a job,
    break up with a lover,
    and confront a friend without;
    ruining the friendship...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    that she can't change the length of her calves,
    the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOU LD KNOW...
    how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. .

    whom she can trust,
    whom she can't,
    and why she shouldn't take it personally...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    where to go...
    be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
    or a charming inn in the woods...
    when her soul needs soothing...


    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

    what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
    a month...and a year...


    SEND THIS TO 3 WOMEN....

    You will have good luck for an entire day..


    SEND THIS TO 6 WOMEN....
    you will have good luck for all of the year or if nothing else...
    you know that you are truly loved and thought of by the friend,
    who sent this to you...
    and that she only wishes the best for you and your life...

    2.9 (1 Ratings)
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