Everyday before I go to school, I listen to power 105.1 fm and hear Ed Lover say "The Word of the Day" and make a twisted sentence out of it. I wanted to pay tribute to "The Word of the Day" segment by telling these stories:

Tyrell came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".

Mother: "Tyrell, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

Tyrell: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".

These were the spelling words on Tyrell's test:

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

Part 2:

Leroy is from Detroit.

This is Leroy's homework assignment.

He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. DICTATE - My girlfriend say my DICTATE good.

2. CATACOMB - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that CATACOMB.

3. FORCLOSE - If I pay rent today, I'll have no money FORCLOSE.

4. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch RECTUM both.

5. PENIS - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

6. ISRAEL - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch ISRAEL."

7. UNDERMINE - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment UNDERMINE.

8. ACOUSTIC - When I was little, my uncle bought me ACOUSTIC and took me to the poolhall.

9. FORTIFY - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "FORTIFY."

10. INCOME - I just got in bed wif da ho and INCOME my wife.